Monstrosities for Adoption

To adopt a Monstrosity, simply click the "donate" button on the right and send the correct amount. Be sure to include the name of the pipe and your name and address. Giving these beasts a home is an awesome responsibility, they even come with a lifetime Ashes to Ashes Guarantee. Monstosity pipes are enjoyed world wide and have a more than solid track record of owner satisfaction. Join this unique group of collectors and bring home your own beast today.